THE QUESTION CONSUMING FRANCE:

Who will win the Presidential elections? To be answered in approximately 32 hours....

According to one of my political advisers - Guillaume, if Sarksoy wins, Paris will burn! And he will take over France and it will become a dictatorship!

So its all very dramatic and I can't wait!

PS. To all those Varkers out there, you will be very impressed at my political know-how here!